Clusterfuck of Crazy
Cory. 25.
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Chelsis Porter (via diamondsunbursts)

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If it’s meant for you, you won’t have to beg for it. You will never have to sacrifice your dignity for your destiny.

lidstrom:

i know tonight was incredibly frustrating

but reminding myself that ryan getzlaf and corey perry are at home crying because they can’t play somehow makes me feel a little better

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I could never cheat in a relationship.

WHY? Because if I spent so much time trying to win over that person’s heart & make them feel like everything I ever wanted in life, why would I trick myself into believing the next thing available is worth losing everything? If you feel like you different from everyone else, why would you put yourself in the category of being cliche. Don’t cheat it’s not cool.

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coralinebaby:

Uhm……..just no.

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THE WINGS DID IT!!! HOLY FUCK THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!! TO CHICAGO WE GO!!!

dumbledork713:

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mrazek34:

mynameisclint:

Shit is going down tonight.

lols.

better luck next time, maybe you can save that shirt for another 15 years, even then it probably still wont be useful :)

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons.

Getzlaf is seriously 28 years old?  My grandpa has more hair then his crusty ass and hes almost 80…

lidstrom:

FIRST I SCORE A GOAL

THEN I FUCK YOUR BITCH

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That’s what I’m talking about! Datsyuk carry us on you impressive bastard.

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